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  • Time to say Goodbye

    by Zach Ashcraft
    We once made an April Fools joke about folding. No jokes this time. After 10 years of memes, merch, and mayhem (okay maybe not so much mayhem) we’...

  • Couchmen Release Long Awaited Video Game Sequel

    by Zach Ashcraft
    In a shocking announcement, months before E3 was to take place, Couchmen Publishing has announced the release of the long awaited sequel to their h...

  • Black Friday 2019

    by Zach Ashcraft
    2019 Black Friday Specials: 15% Off Sitewide - No Code Required Free Shipping on all Apparel Additional 20% Off all Percussion Tee's Instant Savin...

  • Couchmen 2019 Program: Bus Wars

    by Zach Ashcraft
    The Couchmen are proud to present their 2019 Program: "Bus Wars: The Front of the Bus Strikes Back." No rivalry in all of the Marching Arts is m...

  • Couchmen Phone Wallpapers!

    by Zach Ashcraft
    One of our ongoing goals at The Couchmen is to support talented young artists in the Marching Arts. This month, we've commissioned UNT Comm. Design...

  • REPORT: SCV MELLO SUSTAIN STILL GOING

    by Zach Ashcraft
    Reports out of Indianapolis confirm that on October 11th, a full 61 days after the 2018 DCI World Champions ended, the infamous Santa Clara Vanguar...
    Posted in Satire, SCV